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	<title>Mo Jebus &#187; Absurd</title>
	<link>http://moronicbajebus.com</link>
	<description>Banana Ice Cream!</description>
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		<title>Did I really get this email?</title>
		<description>I received this email today at work and I am amazed. To quote my coworker, "what an ass."

To: Seamus Leahy
 
Good morning, Seamus:
 
We recently sent you some very important email information on (February 6th & April 3rd) with a couple of followup phone calls.  We previously provided this ...</description>
		<link>http://moronicbajebus.com/2008/04/23/did-i-really-get-this-email/</link>
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		<title>CareFirst, this explains too much</title>
		<description>I am befuddled as to what to say. I'll let the picture say it instead.

For those who do not know, CareFirst is a health insurance company.

I cannot help to wonder if this is related to a phone conversation I had two years ago with a CareFirst employee located in Baltimore ...</description>
		<link>http://moronicbajebus.com/2008/03/05/carefirst-this-explains-too-much/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;your site is disgusting&#8221;</title>
		<description>A recent message I received via the contact form:

your site is disgusting
worst site ever... slow.. wide(wtf) - and i've never complained about a site before.. id rather eat my own face then come back here.

...and I have never complained about a lack of capitalization. I am just kidding about the ...</description>
		<link>http://moronicbajebus.com/2007/09/30/your-site-is-disgusting/</link>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Live in a Household</title>
		<description>The following is a question for a survey about my stay at a hotel.


"How many people, including myself, currently live in my household? One&#8212;I live alone. </description>
		<link>http://moronicbajebus.com/2007/09/27/i-dont-live-in-a-household/</link>
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		<title>SirDuck</title>
		<description>I recently came across an old website of mine from at least seven years ago. If you are wondering, it is in tables and it was made with the free version of Frontpage. All the graphics are a single layer even though Paint Shop Pro had layers by that point. ...</description>
		<link>http://moronicbajebus.com/2006/03/29/sirduck/</link>
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		<title>Pop Up Jesus</title>
		<description>An off sense off humor is required for the rest off this; if that's not you, you best be going to a different page now.

 Charaters      	Ed     	Ted      	Pam     	Bed Head  ...</description>
		<link>http://moronicbajebus.com/2003/06/24/pop-up-jesus/</link>
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		<title>Quality Pizza</title>
		<description>


So that is their special ingredient they cook in to their pizza—people! </description>
		<link>http://moronicbajebus.com/2003/05/31/quality-pizza/</link>
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		<title>Bible Quotes</title>
		<description>Genesis 19.30-36“Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.    31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, ‘Our father   is old, and ...</description>
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