Absurd

  1. Did I really get this email?

    I received this email today at work and I am amazed. To quote my coworker, “what an ass.”
    To: Seamus Leahy
    Good morning, Seamus:
    We recently sent you some very important email information on (February 6th & April 3rd) with a couple of followup phone calls. We previously provided this informaiotn [sic] to [previous person with the […]

  2. CareFirst, this explains too much

    I am befuddled as to what to say. I’ll let the picture say it instead.
    For those who do not know, CareFirst is a health insurance company.
    I cannot help to wonder if this is related to a phone conversation I had two years ago with a CareFirst employee located in Baltimore Maryland.

    Me: I keep receiving invoices […]

  3. “your site is disgusting”

    A recent message I received via the contact form:
    your site is disgusting
    worst site ever… slow.. wide(wtf) - and i’ve never complained about a site before.. id rather eat my own face then come back here.

    …and I have never complained about a lack of capitalization. I am just kidding about the last part; it was too […]

  4. I Don’t Live in a Household

    The following is a question for a survey about my stay at a hotel.

    “How many people, including myself, currently live in my household? One—I live alone.

  5. SirDuck

    I recently came across an old website of mine from at least seven years ago. If you are wondering, it is in tables and it was made with the free version of Frontpage. All the graphics are a single layer even though Paint Shop Pro had layers by that point. One issue with making the […]

  6. Pop Up Jesus

    A short skit about Jesus for those with an off sense of humor.

  7. Quality Pizza

    So that is their special ingredient they cook in to their pizza—people!

  8. Bible Quotes

    A selection of the often overlook quotes.